The Wounded Phoenix

“We’re going to die! We’re going to die!” The fatalistic exclamation could hardly compete with all of the alarms and alerts wailing on the bridge.  Adding to the chaos was a flickering lighting system and orders being shouted without regard for the established chain of command. Even though two of the officers were my sons, I smiled a little as I watched over the remote video feed. Maybe death would be educational.

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Brothers’ Weekend

When my siblings and I were young, I remember going to the Oregon coast occasionally. As I recall, Alan would make little double-pontooned cars dubbed “skeeters”, and we would dash through the shallow water with them towed by a string while they skimmed over sand and surf. There weren’t any skeeters this time, but last weekend we brothers had a chance to go back to the coast for a brief getaway.

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The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Rehearsal Tracks

A few weeks ago, a sister in our ward told me that Lehi city’s production of The Sound of Music was in desperate need of men — especially men with ballroom dance experience. She, Gina, was acting as choreographer, and explained that the women in the show were unhappy with the prospect of dancing the Ländler without partners. Also, some Nazis would enhance the show a bit. Having recently played a dancing Nazi in a roadshow parody of The Sound of Music I thought it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to play a dancer and a Nazi in the real thing.

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Bowling for Knowledge

Who was the first territorial governor of Utah? What cities did the pony express run between? Who was the sculptor of the Statue of Liberty? What year was the Statue of Liberty given to the United States? Where is said Statue located?

If you can answer these questions without the aid of an internet search engine you might belong on one of Eaglecrest’s Knowledge bowl teams. If you answered the above questions without breathing—in or out, blinking, or swallowing then you probably belong on the Bonneville team.

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Coach Dad

Something a little unexpected happened before Gerrit’s basketball season this year. Normally, the coach calls to introduce himself and say when the first game will be. Instead, we got a call from the rec department saying, “We don’t have a coach for your son’s team. Do you want to do it?” Continue reading “Coach Dad”

Shoe Stuffing Elves

The boys had earned a reward and I agreed to take them to a store so they could pick a candy bar. There is little in the world more exciting to Gerrit than going to the store with money for candy. Ethan also likes candy but what really makes Ethan happy is to play video games. By the time we left the house Ethan had convinced his little brother to pool their reward money and rent a video game instead of buying candy. Continue reading “Shoe Stuffing Elves”